Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Greetings from San Gimignano!
Despite all the burrata and chianti, I did manage to work on my synchronized-swimming handstands with Jamie:
I did have one little political fantasy while I was abroad. I kept hoping that by the time I got back to the US, Obama would have fired Geithner and Summers and replaced them with Stiglitz and Krugman. Of course, I’m a realist about these things—I know that Obama would have to have some “reason” to make such a move. Well, apparently now he’s got one.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Shorter Abigail Thernstrom: Dang, I remember when Clint Bolick and I tag-teamed Lani Guinier. Good times!
Oh, and here’s a real gem from Adam Shatz’s profile of the Thernstroms in the American Prospect:
In the 1960s, Stephan and Abigail were left-liberals who identified passionately with the civil rights movement. Today, they’re soldiers in the political and judicial assault on civil rights policies designed to redress the effects of past discrimination. The Thernstroms insist, however, that they have remained true to their ideals as “colorblind” integrationists. “We haven’t changed,” Stephan told a reporter for The Washington Post. “It is liberalism that has evolved.” His wife, who often describes herself as “an old bleeding heart,” told the same reporter, “I feel sad that the classic civil rights struggle is now called conservatism.”
I, too, used to be a liberal. But thanks to
Lani Guinier Sonia Sotomayor uppity women of color in general, I’m outraged that colored kids are being bused to my swimming pool / Ivy League university / federal judiciary.
Let’s take a closer look at that ass
While I was away, I kept track of the lunacy of US domestic politics, but only sporadically and distractedly, between bites of burrata and
sips swigs of chianti. I didn’t pay the teeniest tiniest bit of attention to the extra extra special lunacy of the wingnut blogosphere until I got back. And so, even though I alluded to La Althouse’s latest hermeneutic meltdown / exercise in public self-humiliation in the previous comment thread, I actually wasn’t fully aware of Obama’s latest affront to his predecessor’s attempt to restore dignity and honor to the office of the Presidency. Nor was I aware that this was a gaffe even more devastating than Dijongate.
Sigh. This whole thing is so tired. I personally was a week ahead of the game, setting the standard for the public ogling of derrières on July 2.
As JP Stormcrow observed about my vacation videos in yesterday’s thread:
One can’t help but note that the first video was of a car driving through terrain where there well might have been tunnels, and yet no tunnel was entered. The second video had multiple free-standing towers and the third ended with shots of erect stanchions. Need I say more about the thumb?
AND: Yes, I realize that I have been completely unhinged on this subject for years, and I stand by my analysis of the videos.
Fine work, JP! You win the Chávezian Airspace Distinguished Onion Ring for the Advanced Deconstruction of Visual Culture. A fine way to start Bastille Day! Just don’t eat the thing—it’s a symbolical prize, not a snack food. Have a carrot instead.
And just wait til I post the still photos tomorrow.
Monday, July 13, 2009
I know what I did this summer
Well, the post-vacation report is something of a grab bag. But first, here’s to the great NYC blackout of 1977, which occurred 32 years ago today. At the time, 8:30ish to be kind of exact, I was in a public park in northeast Queens, and when the park lights went out, one of my friends said, “damn! the cops killed the lights on us!” But when we looked out over Long Island Sound and the Throgs Neck Bridge, we saw that the lights were out everywhere—quite a sight, really. Whereupon another of my friends said, “uh, you don’t think the cops killed the lights in the Bronx too?”
People have been telling me how much domestic US craziness I’ve missed in the past two weeks, but I just don’t see it. Obama continues to disappoint on some critical fronts and to offer reasons for guarded optimism in others, and his opposition on the right continues to be utterly and completely batshit. Looks like things are just where I left them: on one side, the usual exasperation with feckless Democrats and obstructionist Blue Dogs and the Higher Broderism; on the other side, vast and visceral and very profound relief that John McCain and Sarah Palin do not occupy the White House.
Now, about me. Every vacation has its ups and downs, of course. On the up side, ten days in Arcadia and lots of fun driving on twisty-turny mountain roads, dodging cyclists and scooters and people standing by the roadside, all while enduring Italian popular music:
On the down side, I gained 38 pounds in one week by eating yummy burrata cheese and drinking chianti from 8 in the morning until midnight. I do have a hockey game tonight, though, and I don’t think it will be possible for anyone to push me out of the crease, burrata-laden as I am.
On the up side, Jamie cavorted through a number of lovely medieval cities, and even insisted—despite his fear of heights—on climbing one of the seven towers of San Gimignano.
“Let’s try it,” Jamie says. He made it about halfway up before the aforementioned fear of heights kicked in, at which point he contented himself with looking out the window while his father ran to the top and back.
But he had all kinds of fun! In the clip below, he is dancing in the streets of Florence when suddenly he is lured into the kitchen of the Quattro Leoni restaurant and kidnapped by the cooking crew.
You’ll remember this scenario from the recent movie Taken, which reminds moviegoers that we manly American fathers need to hone our CIA-approved enhanced-interrogation techniques in order to save our daughters when they go to Yurrup and wind up being abducted by traders in the sexual-slavery market. Those secret counterterrorism programs are good for the family, dammit. Fortunately, Jamie’s encounter with the chefs of Quattro Leoni ended more happily, when his manly father finally put down the videocam and told a French-speaking cook from West Africa, “il parle français quelquefois,” referring to Jamie. The cook was duly amazed, whereupon Jamie brightly asked the cook, “comment t’appelles-tu?” and volunteered the critical French-101 information, “j’ai dix-sept ans” and “mon père s’appelle Michel [yes, he pronounced it ‘Michel’] et ma mère s’appelle Janet.” As always, Jamie the World Ambassador made new friends. All hail Jamie the World Ambassador!
A few days later, on our second trip into Florence (this time by regional bus), we visited La Specola, not far from Quattro Leoni. Both were Nick’s suggestions, and we took Nick’s suggestions, because Nick is a bum who lived in Florence for the first four months of 2007. The bum. As I recall, Nick’s kind of exact words were “weirdest and coolest museum EVER—a must see, and well off the beaten tourist path.” He promised us it would be empty, and sure enough, it was completely empty. We skipped the icky human-anatomy rooms and spent all our time with the (many many) wax-animals displays; and after three or four rooms, a funny thing began to happen to Jamie. Now, picture the setting. It was four in the afternoon. We’d been in town for three and a half hours. We’d walked twenty minutes from the bus stop at the Piazza Beccaria to lunch at the Yellow Bar, then visited the Bargello for an hour or so, then marched Jamie over the Arno on another twenty-minute walk through ninety-something degree heat. By that point Jamie was almost museumed-and-touristed out. He dragged himself up the four flights of stairs to La Specola with a weariness of limb to which I can scarcely do justice here. Yet upon realizing what La Specola was, Jamie promptly turned into a docent, and led Janet from one display case to another, naming all the varieties of animals. After ten or fifteen minutes of this, I decided that La Specola’s strictures forbidding videocams did not apply to people who want to capture their teenage son-with-a-developmental-disability as he engages in his very first attempt at public pedagogy, so I hid under their security cameras and took some footage of Jamie the Docent:
All hail Jamie the Docent!
On the down side, Jamie did get airsick at the very end of the flight from Amsterdam to Detroit, and since Janet was sitting in the row ahead of us, I took one for the team. Because there were no airsickness-bags anywhere within two rows, I cannily decided to absorb Jamie’s regurgitated lunch with my right pants leg. We were reunited with our checked baggage in Customs, of course, and I took the opportunity to change my clothes, but still, I think it’s possible that I may have been the smelliest person to enter the US via an airport that day.
Burrata cheese is extremely delicious, by the way. I’m amazed that I’ve lived 47 years without knowing about it. Then again, I’m also amazed that I’ve lived 47 years without hearing about the Pear of Anguish, an ingenious device I encountered at the entrance to one of San Gimignano’s torture museums. Ah, Christianity, the Religion of Love. (Yes, yes, I know, only the bad Christians employed the Pear. You know, the ones running the show, together with their enhanced-interrogation-technique specialists.)
Finally, I do not understand why Mercedes-Benz does not sell their A-class vehicles in the United States.
Janet sagely suggested that the Benzines prefer to market their product in the US as “exclusive” and “luxury,” and not so much as “convenient” and “affordable.” But if you have any alternate suggestions, well, that’s what the comment section is for (perhaps I will get my first Mercedes-Benz spam!). Believe it or not, this compact dust-bustery-lookin’ vehicle held five people comfortably, with room in the storage area for three or four large bags. The only problem with the car was that for our entire stay, it picked up nothing but Italian radio, which (as you might have gathered from that first clip), plays mostly Italian rock/pop. Italian rock/pop seems to be slightly better than French rock/pop, but this is a little like saying that the Cleveland Indians are somewhat more talented than the Washington Nationals. Though I should admit, in all fairness, that my famous complaints about French pop in this old post were answered a few years ago by a Penn State graduate student who very kindly gave me a CD compilation of contemporary French music. Janet and I did indeed like one song on that CD, and here it is, complete with the usual WTF video. (The song says “the wind will carry us,” not “the wind and sand will sweep away the child we left playing by himself on the other side of the dunes”):
For the next few weeks, this blog will be posting on the “Jamie has only three hours of summer school four days a week” schedule, so you can play Noir Désir’s “Le Vent Nous Portera” again and again until I have some free posting time again. Enjoy!
Molte grazie to G. and M. for making the whole thing possible.