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Friday, October 06, 2006

ABF Friday:  It’s Party Time!

I’m pleased to report that the We Are All Giant Nuclear Fireball Now party is expanding like a . . . like a . . . well, like a giant nuclear fireball!  I’m sorry I haven’t been able to do any serious blogging or commenting this week, but I’ve been extremely busy with New Nihilist party-building politics.  First things first, I have concentrated on destroying the parties closest to mine.  Before I gear up to take on the corporate shills and kleptocrats of the behemoth I Don’t Know, Things Could Be Worse party, I have to delegitimate the waverers and the fellow travelers over at the odiously chirpy There Might Still Be a Sliver of Hope party and the reprehensibly meliorist It Wasn’t Worth Getting Out of Bed Today, But It Might Be Worth Getting Out of Bed Tomorrow party.

So while I’m doing that, this blog will hold its first-ever recruiting drive.  To join the We Are All Giant Nuclear Fireball Now party, and achieve the serenity and peace of mind promised by our name and elaborated in our platform (which includes a plank of yummy irradiated Copper River salmon), simply follow the lovely and talented Oaktown Girl’s suggestion in comment 48 of this thread, and finish the sentence,

One of the more pleasant aspects of a giant nuclear fireball that consumes all life on earth is…

There’s only one proviso: you must use your captcha word in the completed sentence.  You’re on the honor system, of course, though I remind you that Foucault’s Lidless Eye sees all.  And what if your captcha word is “aspects” or “fireball”?  When life gives you radioactive lemons (or antlers!), just make radioactive lemonade (or antlerade!).

And have a great New Nihilist weekend!

Posted by Michael on 10/06 at 11:57 AM
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