Sunday, October 10, 2004
All your Supreme Court appointees are belong to the base
Thanks to savvy readers with Wingnut Decoder Rings, on this site and elsewhere clueless liberals and lefties have lately learned that when George Bush says “Dred Scott” he means “Roe v. Wade.”
As a public service, therefore, this blog is making available the translation key that will allow us sane people to understand just what your friendly neighborhood Christian fundamentalist jihadists are talking about when they cite important Supreme Court cases:
Dred Scott v. Sandford = Roe v. Wade
Plessy v. Ferguson = Roe v. Wade
Korematsu v. United States = Roe v. Wade
Loving v. Virginia = Roe v. Wade
Marbury v. Madison = Roe v. Wade
Schechter Poultry Corp. v. United States = Roe v. Wade
Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius v. Acme Manufacturing Co. = Roe v. Wade
Roe v. Wade = Lawrence v. Texas
You are now in American Airspace.
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