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Monday, September 29, 2008

All your ZOMG epic fail are belong to us

Wow!  Looks like I picked the right day to resume blogging—just in time for the general collapse!  And although it’s only a side note, I find it striking that McCain declared victory prematurely in a most embarrassing fashion, just as he declared victory in Friday’s debate prematurely in a most embarrassing fashion.  That man must have some kind of timing problem.

And yet, even though this nasty awful bailout had to be killed, I still hate the fact that the Boehner Republicans—some of the hardest-sucking wankers in the history of wanking—did the job.  And will now proceed to blame
Bill Clinton’s penis
Al Gore’s airplane
homeowning minorities
Michael Moore
Teddy Kennedy’s car
Nancy Pelosi and Hussein al-Obama for the epic fail.  And, in many quarters, will get away with it.

So, what are you all doing for the apocalypse?

Posted by Michael on 09/29 at 03:16 PM
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