Monday, September 29, 2008
All your ZOMG epic fail are belong to us
Wow! Looks like I picked the right day to resume blogging—just in time for the general collapse! And although it’s only a side note, I find it striking that McCain declared victory prematurely in a most embarrassing fashion, just as he declared victory in Friday’s debate prematurely in a most embarrassing fashion. That man must have some kind of timing problem.
And yet, even though this nasty awful bailout had to be killed, I still hate the fact that the Boehner Republicans—some of the hardest-sucking wankers in the history of wanking—did the job. And will now proceed to blame
Bill Clinton’s penis
Al Gore’s airplane
Teddy Kennedy’s car
Nancy Pelosi and Hussein al-Obama for the epic fail. And, in many quarters, will get away with it.
So, what are you all doing for the apocalypse?