Sunday, October 05, 2008
At the speed of thought
Years ago, when Miles Dyson invented the Internet using the advanced microchip from the Terminator’s forearm, he said to his colleagues, “what we’re looking at here is nothing less than a new stage in the history of human communication. Someday, the systems we’ll develop with this technology will allow the world to watch the development of right-wing pundits’ sexual fantasies in real time.”
At the time, Dyson’s colleagues thought he was insane. But he was a Super Genius who could see into the future, and time has shown that he was right. So, boys, start your engines!
That’s right, fellas, she’s looking at you. Yes, you right there. You with the computer. See those starbursts coming through the screen? They’re like ... they’re like ... ah, yes, they’re like skyrockets in flight.