Let’s take a closer look at that ass
While I was away, I kept track of the lunacy of US domestic politics, but only sporadically and distractedly, between bites of burrata and
sips swigs of chianti. I didn’t pay the teeniest tiniest bit of attention to the extra extra special lunacy of the wingnut blogosphere until I got back. And so, even though I alluded to La Althouse’s latest hermeneutic meltdown / exercise in public self-humiliation in the previous comment thread, I actually wasn’t fully aware of Obama’s latest affront to his predecessor’s attempt to restore dignity and honor to the office of the Presidency. Nor was I aware that this was a gaffe even more devastating than Dijongate.
Sigh. This whole thing is so tired. I personally was a week ahead of the game, setting the standard for the public ogling of derrières on July 2.
As JP Stormcrow observed about my vacation videos in yesterday’s thread:
One can’t help but note that the first video was of a car driving through terrain where there well might have been tunnels, and yet no tunnel was entered. The second video had multiple free-standing towers and the third ended with shots of erect stanchions. Need I say more about the thumb?
AND: Yes, I realize that I have been completely unhinged on this subject for years, and I stand by my analysis of the videos.
Fine work, JP! You win the Chávezian Airspace Distinguished Onion Ring for the Advanced Deconstruction of Visual Culture. A fine way to start Bastille Day! Just don’t eat the thing—it’s a symbolical prize, not a snack food. Have a carrot instead.
And just wait til I post the still photos tomorrow.
Thank you. My first clue was when I looked at Italy on a map! I donate all of my winnings to Jessica Valenti, who suffered so we could be free to snark.Posted by on 07/14 at 10:23 AM
Richly deserved, JP—no need to thank me. And wait! Isn’t Valenti an Italian name? And don’t you think the peninsula twists itself into the Mediterranean in a most unnatural fashion?Posted by Michael on 07/14 at 10:29 AM
And of course you’re the one who can best judge that.Posted by on 07/14 at 11:50 AM
Let’s take a closer look at that ass
...said the editors of the Washington Post as they were searching for someone to write today’s cap-and-trade op-ed.
Isn’t Valenti an Italian name?
Spelled backwards, it’s “Itnelav,” which looks Russian. A lot of Russian writing looks backwards. Therefore, Valenti is a Russian name. QCD.
the public ogling of derrières
Molto derrières, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Wait, did I type that part aloud?Posted by on 07/14 at 12:47 PM
Barack is unfortunately going to have to answer to a higher authority....
captcha “public” as in.....Posted by on 07/14 at 04:09 PM
Seems like just yesterday that I posed for that statue. They gave me a hospital gown that just wouldn’t close in the back. I thought I felt a breeze. It puts the “ass” in embarrassing I tell you.Posted by on 07/14 at 04:12 PM
Haha just found this blog on Google and laughed out loud at your sarcasm. Good stuff keep it up!Posted by Josh on 07/14 at 04:23 PM
If you don’t spit your coffee onto the computer screen within the first 30 days, Michael is not doing his job.
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This blog makes even Italian shoe spam do a spit-take. Hey, where’s my Mercedes Benz spam?Posted by Michael on 07/14 at 05:03 PM
Ann Althouse gawks at an ass every time she washes her face or puts on her makeup.Posted by Randy Paul on 07/14 at 09:38 PM
Until yesterday I knew nothing of terrains that might have tunnels or even of the possibility of terrains that might have tunnels. Now I see, not tunnels—tunnel-possibility—nearly everywhere I look that is not already a tunnel.
Captcha: both. Thumbs and tunnels.Posted by on 07/14 at 11:30 PM
Haha this site is really A-class, especially the two photos of Kilimanjaro. If you get a chance please visit my website where i share my literary thoughts about young Edmond Dantès and the object of his affections.Posted by on 07/14 at 11:49 PM
11: When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.
--Tom LehrerPosted by on 07/15 at 12:00 AM
Reading Althouse reminds me of the exchange from “A Fish Called Wanda”:
“How very interesting. You’re a true vulgarian, aren’t you?”
“You’re the vulgarian, you fuck!”Posted by on 07/15 at 01:27 PM