Off to Houston
Good news for all of you who are weary of the 2000-word mini-essays I’ve been posting lately (like the one below): I’m taking a break! It’s off to Rice University to deliver the keynote address at a conference on “The Post-National Nation: Ideology and Institution in the Global Era”—and this one’s a special event, because I’m bringing Jamie with me. (Many, many thanks to the conference organizers who are making this possible.) He’s been eagerly looking forward to this for months and months. How psyched is he? This psyched: the other night, after he finished his math homework (he really gets the concepts of factors and fractions; he still stumbles a bit with long division), he had to compose sentences with his spelling words, one of which was “control.” He immediately came up with “you need to control yourself when you are excited.” “Good one!” I said. “Like going to Houston,” he replied.
Well, let’s hope that’s a good sign, and that all goes well. He loves hotels, he loves hotel pools, and he really loves room service. And then on Sunday we’re off to the zoo. See you all next week.
I hope both of you have fun, and for goodness sakes, stay away from oil refineries!Posted by DocMara on 03/24 at 11:33 AM
And I’m sure he’s going to be real proud of his Dad, too. Safe trip.Posted by on 03/24 at 11:51 AM
Have a great trip, Michael and Jamie!Posted by David Ross McIrvine on 03/24 at 12:00 PM
Strangely enough, I’ll be in Houston this weekend, visiting the peeps. I’m sure we’ll run into each other, it’s such a small, unsprawling place. If you need any hints on the large sections of town to completely avoid, let me know. Short version: stay inside the inner loop (610).
BTW: you must refer to people who go to the university as “Rice Krispies.” They love it.Posted by norbizness on 03/24 at 02:10 PM
Yeah well, I’ve never been perfectly comfortable with long division myself. Tell Jamie that it’s no barrier to understanding the Big Bang and black holes.Posted by Sean on 03/24 at 02:17 PM
This is a good read for the trip down; the battle over DH’s activities in Florida. Warning to your son: stay away from the toxic clouds floating over Houston from the refinery explosion.”
“Students who believe their professor is singling them out for “public ridicule” – for instance, when professors use the Socratic method to force students to explain their theories in class – would also be given the right to sue.
“Some professors say, ‘Evolution is a fact. I don’t want to hear about Intelligent Design (a creationist theory), and if you don’t like it, there’s the door,’” Baxley said, citing one example when he thought a student should sue. “Posted by on 03/24 at 02:33 PM
Tell Jamie that when he licks long division I’ll pay him twenty bucks an hour for tutoring. I think I knew how to do it for about half an hour about thirty-five years ago.
(And then you can have him figure out his self-withholding as a teachable math moment! It’s win-win!)Posted by Chris Clarke on 03/24 at 03:17 PM
Bully for Jamie. Last time I visited that zoo (47 years ago) it was a dandy, and they had just ushered a baby giraffe into the world. Bully for Dad, too, by the way. And let us know where we can track down that erudite presentation in print when you get back. Enjoy Houston. It’s a biggie!Posted by on 03/24 at 04:03 PM
enjoy your trip! i hope Jamie can use his math skills to help you figure the TIPS for all that hotel room service!
-L.Posted by on 03/24 at 04:08 PM
A few book chapters here, a quick 2000-word blog post there, and . . . look, I have just enough time to dash off a keynote address! What is in College Park’s water?
Thanks for your most recent posts. You articulated things that I can’t seem to lately without taking a swing at someone. Good luck at the conference and do enjoy time with your son.Posted by on 03/24 at 04:52 PM
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Dammit, Rushmore is simply better than The Royal Tenenbaums!
And can you believe Roxy Music is “reuniting” without Eno?Posted by Alex on 03/24 at 08:25 PM
Now there’s a brilliant idea-guys weekend out. Hope you two have a great time-doubt the Houston Zoo has a lot of shark-related exhibits, but I’m sure there will be other things very worthy of viewing. So go and have fun!Posted by on 03/24 at 09:24 PM
Dammit, Rushmore is simply better than The Royal Tenenbaums!
Erm, well, no--they’re both horrible movies by a wildly overrated director.
[ducks for cover]Posted by on 03/25 at 01:26 AM
Rushmore and Tenenbaums are Woody Allen movies?Posted by Chris Clarke on 03/25 at 03:23 AM
Much better essay length this time, Michaél, though if you permit me, I might edit you further. Perhaps something like:
“Good news for all of you… I’m taking a break! It’s off to… Institution… I’m bringing… many, many conference organizers… psyched… psyched… still stumbles a bit with long… sentences… And then on Sunday we’re off to the zoo. See you all next week.”
Yeah, like that.
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