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Name that Fourth Horseman

Sure signs that we are living in the End Times:

Name the Fourth Horseman.

[x-posted at Majikthise.]

Posted by on 07/16 at 04:43 PM

  1. From a couple of months ago, but I will have to go with Britney Spears Gives Up Kabbalah to Worship Baby.

    Although, “Strangely, Spears was spotted carrying a kabbalah book while visiting a Taco Bell on May 5, just a week before the message appeared.” - so you never know.

    Posted by  on  07/16  at  07:15 PM

  2. Damn, that Pamela bit is very bad news.  Pamela is explicitly mentioned in Revelation 6:4, as you probably know, and some Biblical scholars have interpreted her blog to be the very blog of Pestilence itself.

    But to answer your question, Lindsay, for the fourth horseman I’d have to go with Joe Lieberman’s recent decision to register with the Pale Horse Party in the event that he loses to Lamont in the primary.

    Thanks for all the wonderful guest blogging, too!  I just got back last night.  I was actually so far from civilization as not to have heard about Lebanon until we arrived at JFK.

    Posted by Michael  on  07/16  at  08:52 PM

  3. As to Paris Hilton, are “giving up sex” and “no longer releasing it to video” really the same thing?

    Posted by  on  07/16  at  11:18 PM

  4. My personal fourth horseman:  Terrell Owens has “written” two more books than me.

    Welcome back to the jungle, Michael.  That must have been a very disorienting return.

    Posted by Matt  on  07/17  at  12:48 AM

  5. Pesto. The Bible spells it wrong.

    Posted by Arthur D. Hlavaty  on  07/17  at  07:22 AM

  6. Paris Hilton is giving up sex.

    If it lowers her chances of reproducing, how bad could it be?

    Only for a year?  Damn.

    Posted by  on  07/17  at  12:15 PM

  7. Fourth:

    George Will calling William Kristol a radical on one of the Sunday talking heads shows.

    Posted by  on  07/17  at  04:30 PM

  8. Al Gore, movie star.  Duh.

    Posted by  on  07/18  at  12:36 AM

  9. Harry Stuhldreher? wink

    Posted by JimLeous  on  07/18  at  09:43 AM

  10. I wanna know the exact date and venue when Mr. T would be givin’ up gold chains. Never thought of going wealthy in few seconds. grin

    Posted by francis Hearn  on  07/19  at  03:05 AM

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