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Thursday, October 02, 2008

Faith-based initiative

Dear Moloch,

Are you there?  It’s me, Michael.  Hey, listen, I’m going to be watching this “debate” tonight, and I have a favor to ask.  Things have gotten really weird around here lately, and I was hoping you could step in and help us out.  I’m sorry it’s been so long since I last wrote.  It’s true, we’ve kind of forgotten about you, and lots of your competitor deities have managed to elbow you off the stage.  You’re probably pretty upset about that, and I understand.  But if you can put all that behind you, O Moloch, that would be really great—just let me know what (or who!) you’d like us to sacrifice to set things right and get you involved in human affairs again.

I know you don’t usually read blogs, but Moloch, if you’re reading this one, could you let me know in comments?  Thanks so much!  Feel free to use one (or more!) of your many aliases, and be sure to type the captcha word in the little box so we’ll know you’re not one of those nasty diet-drug or porn bots.  Thanks again!!

Posted by Michael on 10/02 at 07:54 PM
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