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Wednesday, April 07, 2004

Finally, a war we can win decisively

Brought to you by your very own Department of Justice.  Onward, Christian soldiers!

In the 22nd paragraph, attorney Paul Cambria is quoted as saying, “I think a lot of adults would say this is not what they had in mind, spending millions of dollars and the time of the courts and FBI agents and postal inspectors and prosecutors investigating what consenting adults are doing and watching.”

Which just goes to show you what a decadent secular-humanist bubble people like Cambria are living in.  Those of us who walk in the ways of wonder-working Providence know very well what fate will befall these pro-fornication “adults”:

Tens of thousands of foot soldiers dropped their weapons, grabbed their heads or their chests, fell to their knees, and writhed as they were invisibly sliced asunder.  Their innards and entrails gushed to the desert floor, and as those around them turned to run, they too were slain, their blood pooling and rising in the unforgiving brightness of God.

Forget about the blindness and the hairy palms-- fear the invisibly-slicing-asunder wrath of the Almighty, ye consumers of sexually explicit representations!

UPDATE:  Over at Alicublog, Roy Edroso has just the bumper sticker we’ve been waiting for.  Many thanks to Jeremy Osner for the tip.

Posted by Michael on 04/07 at 03:10 AM
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