Wednesday, August 10, 2005
Go Maniax
A belated shout out to the best English-department softball team I’ve ever had the privilege to play on—the 2005 English Graduate Organization Maniax, or EGOManiax. Intramural runners-up, the Maniax opened the three-game season with a stunning two-hit, 9-0 shutout of Another Team; pitcher Dustin Stegner actually struck out the side in the first inning. After losing a heartbreaking 4-3 decision to the Bad Guys thanks to two utterly bizarre calls at second, the Maniax rebounded by beating traditional rival Shaver’s Creek 3-1 in a game highlighted by captain and shortstop Tim Arner throwing out a Shaver at home plate from 120 feet away in right center field (!), in the bottom of the fifth and final inning. I was the team’s backup pitcher and took the mound after Stegner was sidelined with a foot injury, and managed to make up for walking in the winning run in game two by picking up 2 RBI in game three.
In the playoffs, we took the opener 5-2 before moving on to trounce Intelligent Decline (that one was for you, P.Z.) 12-3. But in the championship game, Shaver’s Creek took its revenge, beating us 5-2 despite a heroic, Schillingesque effort by Stegner, who came back off the DL to pitch when I had to leave town.
But congratulations to all the Maniax for a fine season, and thanks for letting me play and drive up the average team age by ten years or so. Back row: Cindy Clem, Lindsey Jones, Scott Pezanowski, Jim Ausherman, Adam Lupo, Tim Arner, Dustin Stegner. Front row: Shannon Walters, Kate Pezanowski, Rochelle Zuck, Doc Rissel, Kerry Newman. Not pictured: me and Kolson Schlosser.
