Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Great News! For John McCain!
I’m busy with offline writing at the moment—by the end of the day, I hope to have finished my review of this book, and by the end of the week, an essay on What Happened When I Re-Took the English Literature GRE last week, twenty-five years after entering graduate school. (No, I’m not going to tell you about that on this blog! That would ruin all the fun.) So for now, I’ll simply note that over the past twenty-four hours, Citizen McCain has picked up the endorsement not only of Al-Qaeda (Subcommittee for U.S. Electoral Politics) but also of the Socialist International Conspiracy, which generously divulges the details of the SIC’s long-range plan to destroy capitalism. I have every reason to believe that the latter endorsement is genuine, since it is password-protected and written in Socialist. Whereas this Al-Qaeda endorsement from 2004 is almost certainly a hoax.