Thursday, December 14, 2006
Hear ye hear ye hear ye
--- SPECIAL WAAGNFNP BULLETIN ---
--- DAY THREE OF THE CHRIS CLARKE SHOW TRIAL ---
Guilty One Defendant, Chris Clarke, has been found guilty on all charges! Let his Show Trial now move into the sentencing phase!
The following comment section should be reserved exclusively for sentences to be handed down to Mr. Clarke. Proposed sentences may include all manner of punctuation, vilification, and expostulation. They should not exceed one hundred words. Sentences that end with prepositions shall be harshly dealt with.
And thank you all for helping to make this Show Trial one of the funnest, happiest, singing-and-dancingest Show Trials since the spectacular Zinoviev-Kamenev Follies of ‘36!
Weblog Awards update, 3:40 pm: I don’t want to be alarmist or anything, but Spunky just picked up forty votes in the last thirty seconds. Onward secularist soldiers! 3:50 pm: And now another hundred in the past ten minutes. They lead by thirty and at this rate they will bury us, folks. We must station a WAAGNFNP member at every computer on every campus now.