Wednesday, February 16, 2005
International leftist network exposed!
The latest product of the fertile mind of David Horowitz is finally available for public use! It’s Discover the Network, and no, it’s not a cable channel that shows mammals doing the nasty. It’s “A Guide to the Political Left"-- that’s right, a comprehensive introduction to some of the world’s leading traitors, terrorists, and useful idiots!!
And be sure to check out the “individuals” page, kids! Because before today, you could plausibly say that you just weren’t aware of the connections between:
Bruce Springsteen and Mohammed Atta;
Sheik Omar Abdel Rahman and Roger Ebert;
Martin Sheen and Ramzi Yousef;
Khalid Sheik Mohammed and Sean Penn;
Susan Sarandon and Zacarias Moussaoui;
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi and Rob Reiner; and, of course,
Barbra Streisand and the Ayatollah Khomeini
--but now you can’t use that excuse any longer!
So, kids, join the global war against the American entertainment industry and its alliance with Islamist religious fundamentalists whose beliefs about women, sexuality, and secularists only appear to be similar to those of Christian religious fundamentalists but are really allied with the decadent Fifth Columnists who introduced soul-sucking concepts like “the weekend” and “the minimum wage” into American life! Remember, everyone can fight in this war-- even Sean Hannity and Jonah Goldberg! Enlist today!
(Hat tip to Pete Simon.)
UPDATE: Apparently Alex of Buck Hill was on the case yesterday, while I was still noodling around with my computer troubles. But he’s got one important detail wrong: Danny Glover is not connected to Mohammed Atta. Danny Glover is connected to Fidel Castro. Just FYI.