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Friday, April 02, 2004

March madness

I just got my stats from the month of March, and want to thank everyone-- once again-- for stopping by this humble website.

But there are a few weird things in the list of my top 30 referrers.  Number 12 is http://www.josh-duhamel.com, and number 16 is http://www.acid-reflux-help.com; pursuing these leads, I have learned that Mr. Duhamel is Cosmopolitan magazine’s “Hunk of the Month” for March, and that if I have persistent heartburn or acid reflux, Nexium (esomeprazole magnesium) may be the right product for me.

Would anyone care to explain?

UPDATE:  Robert McRuer writes:  “I’d have to say you have the question wrong.  You’re sitting there asking, ‘why am I linked to Cosmo’s Hunk-of-the-Month?’ when the real question should be ‘what can I do to overcome the one degree of separation keeping me from Hunk-of-the-Month?’ Despite all I’ve taught you, you’re just not thinking like a gay boy.”

I know, I know-- it takes years to overcome the cumulative effects of the Apparatus of Compulsory Heterosexuality.  But I’ve come such a long way!  I no longer wear white turtlenecks because they bleach out my features; I have happily danced the night away at Escandalo at Dupont Circle; and my gaydar is over 30 times more sensitive than it was when I was seventeen.  But Bob is right-- I missed the whole Josh Duhamel Photo Gallery thing.

Posted by Michael on 04/02 at 03:10 AM
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