Friday, March 03, 2006
New first amendment
Revised and updated to incorporate the contemporary understanding of the Bill of Rights:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, or of the right to own pets, with the payment of a reasonable security Deposit; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances, and to drive motor vehicles, with optional use of the directional Signal. Most important, Congress shall see to it that all opinions shall be protected from Criticism, because Criticism just totally violates their rights under this Amendment.