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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

New poll on GOP beliefs about Obama

And the results are in:

Barack Obama is a socialist—67 percent

Obama is a Muslim—57 percent

Obama was not born in the United States and so is not eligible to be President—45 percent

Obama is doing many of the things Hitler did—38 percent

Obama shot a man in Reno just to watch him die—36 percent

Obama personally killed my grandmother at some point between 1980 and 2007, and then killed his own grandmother in 2008 when she threatened to release his real birth certificate—42 percent

Obama authorized ACORN to award two votes to each member of the Congressional Black Caucus, and that’s the only reason health care reform passed the House—78 percent

Obama has decorated the Oval Office with the skulls of his enemies, mounted on sharp sticks—53 percent

Obama swiped a chicken from my shed last summer—28 percent

Obama may be the Antichrist—24 percent

Obama probably did steal Susan Smith’s car and kidnap her children—22 percent

When Scooby-Doo finally pulls off Obama’s mask we will learn that he was Huey Newton all along—16 percent

Posted by Michael on 03/24 at 12:56 PM
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