Friday, November 07, 2008
As I noted in yesterday’s update, Erick Erickson at RedState has announced “Operation Leper,” dedicated to purging the conservative moment of people who criticize Sarah Palin in the press. This humble blog salutes the brave warriors of Operation Leper, and offers the following suggestions for other worthy endeavors:
Operation Lemur: dedicated to purging the conservative movement of everyone who knows where Madagascar is.
Operation Go John Galt: dedicated to glorifying conservatism by stiffing waitstaff:
If Obama is elected, maybe in lieu of a tip I should leave a note like the following:
HOPE AND CHANGE FOR AMERICA: Spreading the Wealth Around.
In lieu of a tip, $_____ has been donated to the Re-Elect Obama for President Campaign. Thank you for supporting the man and the movement that are bringing America together!
If enough people leave notes like this, I’m sure it will galvanize waitpeople everywhere in support of The One!
Operation Go John Galt, a/k/a “Operation Asshole,” will also be dedicated to making prank phone calls to taxi companies, dumping large beverages into airport trash cans, harassing baggers in supermarket checkout lines, and leaving hotel bathrooms extra extra messy.
Operation Encyclopedia Brown: dedicated to excommunicating everyone who voices doubts about the groundbreaking super-sleuthing research being done to reveal the truth about Bill Ayers’s authorship of Barack Obama’s books and Obama’s long history of association with the shady Galadriel Project, which was established by Malcolm X and ACORN with the goal of establishing Elvish rule over all of Middle-Earth.
That’s a good start. Now, over the weekend, let’s try to think up some more important operations to keep these people busy!