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Thursday, April 14, 2005

Special Olympics

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Jamie made his track-and-field debut today.  His time in the 50 meter dash:  14.82 seconds. . . .

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. . . good enough for second place.

Corporate sponsorships for this athlete are now available!  Endorsement packages especially welcome.  Jamie’s family doesn’t care for sweatshop labor or environmental degradation, and Jamie himself prefers companies that are good to animals, even dangerous animals like pythons and great white sharks.  Applications by e-mail only, or have your marketing representative leave contact information in comments.

Posted by Michael on 04/14 at 06:43 PM
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