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Thursday, August 17, 2006

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Now that The Weekly Standard has broken new very old ground by portraying a black politician as a chauffeur, what will the prominent neoconservative magazine do for an encore?

(a) Vernon Jordan as Hillary’s pimp!  Vernon Jordan as Hillary’s pimp!  Come on come on come on!  Kristol has wanted to do this one since ‘98 . . . but now’s even better!!!  Right now!  Make it happen!!!

(b) Special double issue!  Dem a loot dem a shoot dem a wail: Katrina’s “Victims,” One Year Later

(c) Star-studded guest columns by Dinesh D’Souza and David Horowitz about how liberals and other race merchants are the real racists in today’s America!

(d) Extra special jointly-published issue with The New Republic on how liberal bloggers are destroying civility!

(e) Hold the phone.  Hold.  The.  Phone.  Michael, did I hear you say “The Weekly Standard” and “neoconservative”?  Because you know that “neoconservative” is a code word for “Jewish.” Are you suggesting that those people have some “influence” over “American politics”?  Should we be getting you a copy of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion for your birthday?  Because we think this entire question is objectively anti-Semitic.  Now.  What were you asking again?

Posted by Michael on 08/17 at 05:29 PM
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