Thursday, November 13, 2008
The whole world’s only source
If I were a better blogger—nay, if I were a better person—I would have seen the Fafblog interview with John McCain when it was published ‘way back on the 2 of November. Had I only known that McCain promised Fafblog that he would “rescue America and, and take her for my demon bride,” I would have reconsidered my infatuation with Barack Hussein “The One” al-Obama. And that would probably have tipped
the gates of Hell rural Pennsylvania decisively to McCain, not to mention Indiana, Virginia, North Carolina, Iowa, Ohio, and Florida. And also New York, because I grew up there and my blog is hugely influential in the outer boroughs. Trust me on this one.
I apologize to Fafblog, and to history.
But by the time you read this, Jamie and I will be off on our Latest Adventure: a trip to Nebraska and South Dakota. Why do we keep going west, you ask? Why else? To undermine Western Civilization! In the meantime, we leave you with the immortal words of, um, Fafblog: Oh no! Not Western Civilization! That’s where all my friends live!