Monday, July 03, 2006
Today’s scandals
Punkass Marc explains why being on the left is so much fun.
[I]t’s where we get to make up scandals all the time without any corroboration (except Townhouse, of course).
-President Bush tongue-kissed Cheney’s secret gay lover in Prince’s hot tub!
-Rummy caught smuggling blow to his army of mole-men under the Pentagon!
-Michelle Malkin’s got a raging hard-on for Auguste!
What’s dribbled out of Townhouse that’s too HOTT for The New Republic:
-Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee‘s battle with bulimia--Binge/purge buddy John McCain tells all.
-“Norbizness” exposed! Mild mannered Austinite is (the surprisingly well-preserved) Roberto Duran. Fuck online integrity, the public has a right to know.
-Mitt Romney secretly weds 37 pregnant teens as part of the Grooms for Life Program.
[x-posted at Majikthise.]
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