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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Tuesday potluck

Off to Temple University to do some real work for a change.  You know, trying out some ideas for the next book.  Going Greyhound—and leaving the driving to them.  (When I was little I thought this slogan meant “Go Greyhound—and don’t criticize our driving.")

Yesterday, my copy of this fine volume arrived in the mail.  I wrote the Afterword, and it was much fun.  I mean, you have to love a book in which Ben Carrington’s essay references this famous match and my essay references this post-postmodern classic.  (Ben notes that Marx was right after all these years—Socrates was offside—and I complain about the ESPNization of sports while also complaining that the NHL is available only on the “Versus” channel, which is something like ESPN Ocho-Cinco.  Just trying to heighten the contradictions, folks.)

Speaking of sports, the William Henry Harrison Appreciation Society is upset about the new AP rankings, which place their man three spots below George W. Bush.  “What did ‘H’ ever do to deserve this?” asked William Benjamin Henry George Harrison IV, secretary-treasurer of the society.  “The poor guy died a month into office, long before he could start any illegal wars or detain and torture anyone.” Moreover, Harrison noted, the national debt increased only $1.12 during Harrison’s tenure, “and much of that was the fallout from the panic of 1837.” Historians reply, however, that William Henry Harrison failed to pass any tax cuts during his time in office, leaving him behind Bush in the critical “lasting achievements” category.

Last and least, just to tweak one of my comments on another fine blog, I recently learned that Gattaca is a conservative movie because liberals believe it’s all in the genes (these would be The Bell Curve liberals, I’m guessing) and/or are techno-utopian transhumanists (these would be your Instapundit liberals), and Brazil is a conservative movie because it exposes the evils of government-approved torture.  Next week:  Matewan is a conservative movie because it testifies to the importance of hard work.

And yes, the Wolverines are there in full force:

Red Dawn (1984): From the safe, familiar environment of a classroom, we watch countless parachutes drop from the sky and into the heart of America. Oh, no: invading Commies! Laugh if you want—many do—but Red Dawn has survived countless more acclaimed films because Father Time has always been our most reliable film critic. The essence of timelessness is more than beauty. It’s also truth, and the truth that America is a place and an idea worth fighting and dying for will not be denied, not under a pile of left-wing critiques or even Red Dawn’s own melodramatic flaws.

You had me at “laugh if you want.”

Posted by Michael on 02/17 at 10:40 AM
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