Monday, June 27, 2005
You can win a lifetime supply of IEDs
All you have to do is identify the correct answer to the following question!
How long will the United States occupy Iraq?
(a) Just until the last throes of the insurgency subside.
(b) Only for another five, six, eight, ten, twelve years.
(c) Just long enough for “Iraq Occupation: The Next Generation” to go into syndication.
(d) Close your eyes and think of the Philippines.
(e) Until we find those dang WMDs. Ha-ha! Only kidding.